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Saturday, January 31, 2009

Shooottt.i've got a new obsession:)

The Tokio Hotel(well,i only like tom n bill).i was checking out their vids just now.dang.they're actually smoking.i used to think Bill was kinda GAY.but i think i was wrong.lol.but i still prefer Tom. ppl say tom is like a playboy.lol.hes good:)

So my obsessions are Saula; MC;Ryan Sheckler;Tokio Hotel and Kara Dioguardi(but it's just a tiny bit)
Look:


It's a Tokio Hotel obsession


Friday, January 30, 2009
This goes out to you,friends=]

it's 22:23 now and my mum's out.lol.'cause it's friday
Rachel isn't online and neither Py.
I'm damn bored but at least i'm chatting with Catherine
This is like the 1st time mentioning "Catherine" in my blog
Well,she used to be my best friend,now good friend.
'cause i've found some way greater HUMANS to be my close buddies.
they dont have to be mentioned:)
They're insanely insane but i love 'em.lol
And Monday is a holiday and i'm gonna enjoy that holiday.lmao
Rachel's gonna help me put epi 5 and 6 into my pendrive(it's my sis :S)
I think rachel's out with her family again.her HUGE family:D
they bowl and bowl,if im not mistaken.and they watch movies when i'm like stuck at home cracking my head to figure out what to write.lol
man..Catherine went off.and now Martin.Dang!:(
Cmon PY..go online ar are u still at church confessing your sins?lol.im joking.
Oh and today,there was an extra episode of American Idol.Oh the judges are just awesome♥
today's episode was kinda cute when Puala was playing with a contestant's 9 year-old bro.she gave him a wink.lol.and simon liked him too.he said something like:
NOW THAT WE'RE FRIENDS,TELL ME IF YOUR SISTER IS ANY GOOD.
lol.Love Saula.Simon should kneel down the next episode infront of all the contestants an pull out a ring and say WILL YOU MARRY ME?
Y'KNOW WHAT?it's like a part from Taylor Swift's "Love Story":

He knealt to the ground and pulled out a ring and said,
Marry me Juliet,you'll never have to be alone

My imagination is kinda crazy at times especially when i'm bored+hyper.lol
that's all i can give today:)
SO BUH BYE :o) -doesn't it look like elmo?lol


Tuesday, January 27, 2009

People say they see rainbows;
I say I fart 'em.lol
i'm blank right here-running outta stuff to write.lol
Oh wait..crap..
How could i possibly forget the main thing?IT WAS THE ACTUAL DAY TODAY.lol
i received some ang paos at my granny's place.lol.it was boring-as usual.lol.my cousins were there tho.but we didn't talk.lol.and my granny's neighbour's daughter's daughter(aka her neighbour's granddaughter.lmfao) came over.She's damn cute.Ugghhh.she's really talkative tho.lol.and for dinner-my parents,granny and i went t some hawker place-McClister Rd(i dunno how to sp it right).and i had Char Kuey Teow.lol.and after that,went back to granny's hse to get some stuff and use the loo.lol.and te lil' girl cam over and asked my mum what her name was.so effing cute.and she spoke so loud that i could hear her frm the toilet.lol.and the kids of the hse next door were playing what i used to love a lot ,so called "POP POP"lol.damn scccaarryy.it's like POP! all of a sudden.lol.damn it.and before i went back to the hotel,i smiled at that girl and she said "happy new year!"(it's supposed to be happy chinese new year i suppose) and i was like "oh,happy new year" and i waved.lol
AND im gonna go back tmrw:)lol.so that means my next post will e tmrw night.or maybe not.lol.dont worry,ill still post ASAP.lol.i know you guys love my blog and obviosuly I,ME&MYSELF(how the HALLOWEEN do u actually arrange that)
If you notice,i use lotsa ANDs.lol.and LOLs and i what i use most is....ALPAHBETS,lol.OMFG

BYE:(


Sunday, January 25, 2009

another post for today.lol.i just wana share this joke with my Great Friends:)

How it starts:

Note:make sure you arent drinking or eating 'cause if not,pity your pc screen.this joke is too hilarious(as if?).lol.(if you guys understood the "note" part)



Man asks God,"Why did you make women so pretty?"

God:So that you would love them.

Man:Then why did you make them so dumb?

God:So that they would love you.



L.M.A.O
DONE!
bye;)



Chinese New(cow in chinese)Year:)

oh well,i'm in penang right now and just had this reunion dinner with family.*burp*lol.at the hotel right now.hmm.it's cny tmrw.red packets.Weeee:D gonna help mum with putting money into 'em later.and FYI,"em"=Ang Pao.lol.gonna go back to KL on Tues:)LMAO.it's smiley with a smile.lol.i was like the only child there today and it was awkward. it was just boring.lol.well,tmrw shud be way better.lol.'cause CNY's all bout-red packets.firecrackers.lion dance and red clothes.lol.ok im done here.lol
Forget the "only the married can give ang pou" thing.here's for all.lol

















oops.i think that ang pao in the middle is for wedding purposes.LOL


Friday, January 23, 2009

lol.alright.here it goes:]prefectorial board's gonna have this Lucky Dip in school.the ticket costs $2.it's cheap.so sayfolians,please support:)it's gonna be donated to some spastic thing.lol.so i did this flyer thing for that Lucky Dip thing.lol.Ms Anuradha said it was excellent X).i ain't perasan.just happyy-but then Ms Tapscott(PY,im gonna kill u if that spelling is wrong)hasn't seen it yet.so yea.and there's one more thing.Sayfol's gonna have face n hand painting.cmon,Py and Rachel.come n support man.lol.its on friday 2 to 2.30.lol.and im listening to Beyonce's Halo(it's pretty darn good) on mtv.lol.and oh yeah, Mariah was singing Hero for that Obama Inauguration thing and Hero wasnt good.not at all to me. Her old voice's way better.lol.

Nothin' much this post.lol.


Thursday, January 22, 2009

hmph!todday i had activities and sat with JIN AH.lol.'cause that effing almaz missed the bus.well,i almost missed it too:(i was kinda late and went to the BAD-MINT-TURN line.lol.and i couldnt find my class.it was scaryy lol.luckily,i saw this classmate of mine,Rosa and i just followed her.lol.and when i was on the bus.i was like "where is Almaz?Damn!" nad my friends started making fun that she might be stuck in the loo or maybe still eating her lunch.and frm then on,we started to make fun of almaz in the bus.well,to keep it coming.and jin ah was actng like almaz-the way she was running when Kuna the "great" was shouting 'cause most of the students were outta the class.lol.Almaz is hysterical.lol.learnt that word HYSTERICAL frm american idol.see?A.I is good,parents.lol.so no i'm chatting with rachel,poh yi and justin.lol.and i've got holiday hw-maths.DANG!cmon,mr mike.but there's a "but".lol.he said chinese students can pass it up a lil' later.Yes!and i'm really looking forward for A.I at 6pm.lol.the saulaPY,i so dont agree with you that paula isnt great.pfft!lol.

that's all for 22nd January:)
there's ryan!t's been some time since i posted his pic









OK,those muscles mite be nuthin' compared to taylor lautner's ones.lol but idc.i love ryan!:)♥


Sunday, January 18, 2009

State 5 facts of yourself that people know.
1) i heart mariah carey and ryan sheckler
2) i say "man" all the time. lol
3) i've got a blog. Wtf?
4) i'm a girl.-gosh!
5) i have a computer.haha
State 5 facts of yourself that people don't know.
1) im a leo?
2) i used to study in Seri Bintang Selatan:)
3) used to cry in school everyday in year 1X)
4) i used to be really fat-not like im thin now.lol.im fat:(
5) i dont sleep with my bolster.lol
State 5 behaviours of yourself.
1) i swear .lol
2) idk
3) idk
4) idk
5) idc
State 5 good sides of you.
1) i forgive and forget
2) i dont really take insults seriously. haha.that doesnt mean you can insult me 24/7
3) i love helping my friends:)
4) i smile all the time?
5) idk!
Now tag 5 people!
1) Rachel?
2) Poh Yi?
3) Simu?
4) Sook Yee?
5) Melanie?
6) Justin?

Joey: thanks for wasting your time:)


Saturday, January 17, 2009

don't you ppl think Paula Abdul and Simon Cowell make an impressive match?I seriously think they do
Simon and Paula just look so happy together:)
man.they should get married,like now! haha
Look at 'em:



At 0:29,simon is actually putting his hand on her thighs or maybe tickling her;D
arent they sweet?

La fin.it's THE END:)


Friday, January 16, 2009

Here's a song that i think is really good.it's frm britney's latest album,Circus:)called..PHONOGRAPHY:

We're not so different
You and me
'Cause we both
Share our share of obscenities
And everybody's
Got some freaky tendencies
Hidden or admitted
'Cause we all got needs

And I make no apologies (Huh-huh)
I'm into phonography (Huh-huh)
And I like my bluetooth, buttons comin' loose
I need my hands free (Huh-huh)
Then I let my mind roam (Huh-huh)
Playin' with my ringtone
He got service, I've got service
Baby, we can talk all night (Go)

Let's talk about biology
Make believe you're next to me
Phonography, phonography
Talk that sexy talk to me
Better make sure that the line is green
Keep it confidential, you and me
Phonography, phonography
Dirty talk and call it phonography (Hey!)

I can follow
All your commands
But there will be no talk of
Adding you to my plan
I'll keep you connected
Long as you understand
That's how we should keep it
Mr. Telephone Man

And I make no apologies (Huh-huh)
I'm into phonography (Huh-huh)
And I like my bluetooth, buttons comin' loose
I need my hands free (Huh-huh)
Then I let my mind roam (Huh-huh)
Playin' with my ringtone
He got service, I've got service
Baby, we can talk all night (Go!)

Let's talk about biology
Make believe you're next to me
Phonography, phonography
Talk that sexy talk to me
Better make sure that the line is green
Keep it confidential, you and me
Phonography, phonography
Dirty talk and call it phonography (Hey!)

Baby, if you're not alone
Take me off speakerphone
What I'm 'bout to say right here
Is just for your ears to hear
If you need to
Hit me back, hit me back
I got a star 69
For that shit, for that shit (Go)

Let's talk about biology
Make believe you're next to me
Phonography, phonography
Talk that sexy talk to me
Better make sure that the line is green
Keep it confidential, you and me
Phonography, phonography
Dirty talk and call it phonography (Hey!)

Phonography
Phonography(Go!)

Note:C'mon.Pause the Pictures of You song first.lol




Wednesday, January 14, 2009

ok i got this from Grey's Anatomy:
sometimes we tell the truth because we need to say it out loud to hear ourselves.
sometimes we tell the truth because we cant help it.
sometimes we tell the truth beacuse the truth is all we can give.

How can u not watch Grey's Anatomy?It's so awesome that it's more awesome than me.so how awesome you think that show is?lol
The cast rocks my friggin socks!haha
especially Katherine Heighl.
and George O'Malley is insanely fantastic;P
im doing my maths hw now.-Something bout simultaneous equations.lol
Kinda fun.lol.and seems like Jin Ah s leaving to God Knows Where.and i feel a lil' sad:(
Ok.im done with this post
There he is again:D











and here are lollipops(theyre not exactly free) for Rachel,Poh Yi,Simu and my sister(if she visits my blog.lol)

Choose your flavour- $1 each.lolX)


Tuesday, January 13, 2009

I just finished washing my hair and i'm currently chattin with Khushboo and Justin.lol.gonna sleep soon though.followed my mum to the sauna today.lol.had to wait:(and back to school time..
During lunch,i told my friends this joke which goes something like this:
There's a palm tree and there are 3 animals under the tree-a monkey,lion and tiger
So who got the banana first?
PY*acts smart*:monkey!(i think that's what she said)
Me:NO!Palm tree-where got bananas?stupid man.
lol
and we went down the staircase,where PY and Rachel queued for food:)
Simu and me went to the toilet lol.
Well,my eng teacher said we should say "May I be excused?" when we wanna go to the loo and not "Can i go to the toilet?"Lol man.
Oh and the toilet part..
there was no water and lotsa ppl were waiting outside the loo.
We got impatient like crap and decided to sneak to the primary toilet at the ENNDDD of the field.lol.








LOL .Look at this sign:

HILARIOUS!
c'est pour mardi(that's it for Tuesday) :o) -Elmo


Monday, January 12, 2009

Ok..so today,my friend told me that there's this badminton thing with some japanese school.n i kinda wanna join eventhough i aint that great at it.lol.well,who cares?at least there are some ppl worse than me.lmao.but then if i do join,i'll have to stay back for an hour in school tmrw-that's not really the problem.it's just that im not very sure about joining D:man..yes or no?that's an I-Dunno.school wasnt as fun today 'cause i had dutiies to do.tmrw'd be better:D Ok.this post is so Effing boring :S dang!that's it for now.ive got eng hw to do.and oh yeah,my class 8O,got this new eng teacher,Ms Susan. it's pretty cool that she's got tattoos.man.she has 2.lol.and last but not least,i watched that Golden Globe Awards thing after school on E!.lol.Blake Lively and Anne Hathaway were so gorgeous:)and Megan Fox.lol.

Salut!


Saturday, January 10, 2009

i just love today.lol.'cause i can finally strike out something from my wishlist:)Weeeee...haha.but im not braggingX)but i can only get it after 2 months.i prefer saying 8 weeks.lol."2 months" seems really long.dont u agree?and i wanna talk bout my talented bud,Py.lol.she wrote this song,Oh Robert yesterday-it's exceptionallyyy cool:D and it's obvious that it's bout her celebrity crush,Robert Pattinson.lol.she claims it's a song for himhaha.someone's in love ...













Py,cmon just sing along with the music in my blog.

Pictures of you,pictures of me

Hung up on your blog for the world to see ...

and as you ppl know,i love ryan sheckler.so there's ryan when he was young. and if you notice,he's in the basin.aww ..




















That's all for today.lol.

Enjoy your Sunday.

Here's a cupcake for everyone:) -yep that means u guys have to share:D




Friday, January 9, 2009
09.01.09,9.09 pm

My mum just went out and i've got nothing to do at home.lol.Neither Rachel nor Poh yi are online.man:(PY's busy at the church and i guess Rachel's having some outing with her family again.lol.my dad wouldn't let me get tht dog.and instead,he said he'll let me play with it for a few days.crap!But at least better than nothing.And my mum said she wanna see if i can handle it or not and all-Shhooottt!erm.im actually waiting for this show,Gem of Life which is at 21:30.Not much this time.

And once again.let us take a look at ryan again lol











it's friday and i hate it.sometimes i wonder If only we can go to school 24/7,it'll be great!After school,there were quite alot of ppl(protesters?)on the road and it was like all crowded.lol.and i saw P's bus behind me..for the first time:)lol.and then her bus went.lol.i never thought i'd see her bus again,but i did.lol.i saw P sitting beside the window doing god knows what.lol.maybe she was busy fantasizing bout her engagement to Robert Pattinson?well,who knows?oh yeah and back to when i was in school.it was lunch and my friends and i were like talking near the field.Simu and Khushboo were playing and joking and guess what?Khushboo got insane and started splashing water at Simu.haha.you think that's fun?wait till u see what i got.instead of splashing on Simu,most of the water ended up on my shoes n skirt."LOL" and lastly,during PE,me n Poh yi were throwing some stones at Justin and Omar.it was pretty fun.lol.Rachel was calling our PE teacher,Ms. Manusha-the mad cow.lol. and the new PE teacher the mad goat.haha.
That was pretty much of what happened in school today:)ok


so here's another picture of ryan and kane sheckler:D



look at Kane
take care,pals:)16:06,friday


Thursday, January 8, 2009



Ok.I kinda just came back from school.and it's about 3?



Currently waiting for my friend,poh yi(previously mentioned)to come online.R,P and I are bout to race to see who bathes the fastest.well,the gold medal went to P that day-I got silver.and poor poor Rachel,she got bronze:(This round,me shud get Gold!So where are you,P?Still in your school bus?pfft.Okay...My friend Almaz gave me this Wonka Nerds thing which tastes so good.YUMMY!*drool*they dont really sell the same one in malaysia tho.but they do sell something like it in LotteMart.wanna get it ASAP:D.and thanks to WJ for helping me out with the layout n stuff.Oh yes!P is finally on and it's 15:39.Gonna be getting ready soon to start OUR race:)Ok so that's all.

And isnt this guy just AWESOME?it's ryan sheckler btw:D














Jusqu'à puisTill then


Wednesday, January 7, 2009
Third day of Term two.

It's 21:22 and it's the 3rd day or Term 2.I just wanna finish year 8 quick-gosh!Well,but school's not that bad.There are some ppl who make school fun like rachel,poh yi,simu,wenn sin and last but not least,almaz:)She's my neighbour in class who gets scolded all the time for talking.She distracts me!Lol.The stuff that teachers say to her:
Mr Mani:Look at your hair la.Like a porcupine.You should tie it up like Joey.(lol.Joey-me)
Lit teacher:Almaz,what's wrong with you?Can't you sit still and stop talking?
and etc.
During lunch,rachel,poh yi,simu,wenn sin and me were hanging out together.Jin Ah(a classmate of mine)was following us as she was kinda lonely.Rachel,me and all wanted to like run away from her.And we did it successfully.I know it's mean.I just did it for fun.Lol.Here's an apology,Jin Ah:)
It was history after lunch and before Mr Mani came in,Almaz ran to the loo.She didnt really notice Mr Mani when she came back to the class..and she was giggling and talking to me.Well,all i could do was to keep quiet and wait for something to happen.lmao
Mr Mani went like "You think you so smart huh?"
and I was laughing like mad.Yep-i laugh when ppl get into trouble.Bahahaha*evil grin*
I think that's it. The time is 21:47.hmm.*counts* Took me 25 minutes to write this blog.

Ce les blog raffinent le sondage (this blog's plain boring.)
You know you love me.


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